I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
Nothing is really 'safe'.
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.