Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.