Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I don't like Paris so much.