Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
I want to make my own movie.
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.