I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

I don't like Paris so much.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.