Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.