I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!