These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.