These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.