Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

I don't like Paris so much.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.