Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

It's kinda all about image.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.