Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.