Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

I want to make my own movie.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I don't like Paris so much.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.