A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.
If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.
Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.
When you go to an art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires.
The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak. And modern art is a disgrace - never have so many people used so much stuff and taken so long to say so little.
The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.