Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.

Film is incredibly democratic and accessible, it's probably the best option if you actually want to change the world, not just re-decorate it.

The holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.

You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.

If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.