Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.

I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me.

Not everyone will understand your journey. That's okay. You're here to live your life, not to make everyone understand.

Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.

The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.

If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.