A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky

I don't know if street art ever really works indoors. If you domesticate an animal, it goes from being wild and free to sterile, fat and sleepy. So maybe the art should stay outside.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it.

You're advised not to drink the replica Arab spring water.

My lawyer's opinion is that the cops might not actually be able to charge me with criminal damage any more - because theoretically my graffiti actually increases the value of property rather than decreasing it. That's his theory, but then my lawyer also believes wearing novelty cartoon ties is a good look.