A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.

I love the way capitalism finds a place - even for its enemies.

All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?

If you don't own a train company then you go and paint on one instead... it all comes from that thing at school when you had to have name tags in the back of something... that makes it belong to you. You can own half the city by scribbling your name over it.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.

Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass. When winter came the bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little bee will share some of his honey with me.' But the bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease.