I can't even get a credit card without three credit bureaus saying I'm good enough.

The United States is not, and never will be, at war with Islam.

Write anything you want because we'll never be heard from again.

Mexico is going to need the United States to cooperate in order to rid itself of the violence and corruption that results from the drug trade.

Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?

My administration doesn’t have any secrets, and from now on, neither will you.

The ability of Republican leaders to rile up their base - helped along by folks like Rush Limbaugh, some commentators on Fox News - I think created an environment in which Republican voters would punish Republicans for cooperating with me. That hothouse of back-and-forth argument and - and really sharp partisanship I think has been harmful to America.