The larger the ego, the less the need for other egos around. The more modest, humble, and self-effacing we feel, the more we suffer from solitude, feeling ourselves inadequate company.

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!

moral indignation is a pleasure, often the only pleasure, in many lives. It's also one of the few pleasures people feel obliged to force on other people.

A catless writer is almost inconceivable.

Exercise, to qualify at all, must be lonely, painfu, humorless, and boring.

Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and Tides. What human can resist?

Very few people have no opinions about cats.