The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

And sometimes when you're very mixed-up inside, you do things you know you shouldn't do.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. It's perfectly okay to take a book, read it, have a good time, giggle and laugh - and turn off the TV. I love that.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.