A stick or a stone only stings for a minute. A name seems to hurt forever.
Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?
Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age
Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.
A little glitter can turn your whole day around.
My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.