I happen to think that a book is of extraordinary value if it gives the reader nothing more than a smile or two. It's perfectly okay to take a book, read it, have a good time, giggle and laugh - and turn off the TV. I love that.

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.