I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

Our nannas are losers.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

Moving makes you feel all alone inside.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.