I don't really believe in pretending to be happy when you're not. Mostly I believe that you should burden your friends with your problems.

Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

Society just has a way of inhibiting you, which is good and bad.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.