Homogeneity is much to be admired - in milk, for instance - but not for parties.

I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.

For Castro, freedom starts with education. And if literacy alone were the yardstick, Cuba would rank as one of the freest nations on Earth.

Because there are so many shows on and because I've been so hands-on - I've had a piece on almost every single week - I don't know how to cut back on that. You really can't.

Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.

Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like much, which is such an unpromising beginning that I've rarely known one that recovered and turned into a great party.

If it's a woman, it's caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative.