There is no such thing as a difficult dog, only an inexperienced owner.

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.

I believe that animals have been talking to human beings ever since we were all made and put into this world.

I can not impress on my readers too strongly the necessity to be firm but kind to a puppy. His idea of your authority is forming, and if he knows you give in on the slightest whimper, you are wacked for life.

I do not believe that a dog can be cured by a psychiatrist, but I think some owners could be helped by one.