I was this kid who never sat down. Nobody liked me? Well, I'd make sure they'd like me. I was the class clown, always doing crazy stuff and causing riots.

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

I knew everything in the forest. I had a secret home tree, where I pretty much lived. I also liked rooftops and streetlamps. My parents would get calls saying 'He's out there again.'

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.

Keep everything simple, don't try anything crazy and all your strikes must be hard! NOTHING WEAK, no jabs or weak attacks.

A true champion is one who sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching.