I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.
A champion is someone who sweats to exhaustion, even when no one else is watching
You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!
Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.
No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?
I dont believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in two eyes for an eye