I thought martial arts was going to help me with my movies and TV stuff, but I realized it would not.

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.

Fedor has no weakness. I have seen so many fights, and even the best fighters in the world have a flaw in their game but I have yet to find one in Fedor Emelianenko.

I am there for the best interests of the fighters, I want them to win. If they don’t accept that, bye bye.

I knew everything in the forest. I had a secret home tree, where I pretty much lived. I also liked rooftops and streetlamps. My parents would get calls saying 'He's out there again.'

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.