A true champion is one who sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching.

You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!

Apparently, the the only way to kill a lion is by rear naked choke. Personally, I’d just kick it in the head.

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

As long as you fight, you cannot lose... if you leave everything out there, it doesn't matter if you win or lose. To me you can never lose.

Keep everything simple, don't try anything crazy and all your strikes must be hard! NOTHING WEAK, no jabs or weak attacks.

A true champion is one who sweats from exhaustion when no one is watching.