The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.
Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?