Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.