Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.