My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.

My dad once told me that the secret to a happy life was never to start something with a girl unless you were willing to follow wherever it led. It's the best piece of advice he has ever given me, and probably the reason I was born.

...good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport - like base-jumping or crocodile-wrestling.

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.

Somebody doesn't know they're not in Kansas anymore,' said Stephanopoulos.

It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.

Coffee arrived and the espresso was excellent, like an aromatic electric fence.