Somebody doesn't know they're not in Kansas anymore,' said Stephanopoulos.

If you ask any police officer what the worst part of the job is, they will always say breaking bad news to relatives, but this is not the truth. The worst part is staying in the room after you've broken the news, so that you're forced to be there when someone's life disintegrates around them. Some people say it doesn't bother them - such people are not to be trusted.

The study of the victim is called victimology because everything sounds better with and ology tacked on the end.

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.

Are they really gods?" "I never worry about theological questions," said Nightingale. "They exist, they have power and they can breach the Queen's peace - that makes them a police matter.

If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.

This is your brain on magic.