This is your brain on magic.

If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.

When you're a boy your life can be measured out as a series of uncomfortable conversations reluctantly initiated by adults in an effort to tell you things that you either already know or really don't want to know.

Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.

This is your brain on magic.

Landscaping is the great cardinal sin of modern architecture. It's not your garden, it's not a park - it's a formless patch of grass, shrubbery and the occasional tree that exists purely to stop the original developer's plans from looking like a howling concrete wilderness.

It's a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others.