The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.

Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress. The fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport - like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling.

My dad was a fairy," said Zach. "And by that I don't mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.

Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that most of them are kidding themselves.

This is your brain on magic.