My dad once told me that the secret to a happy life was never to start something with a girl unless you were willing to follow wherever it led. It's the best piece of advice he has ever given me, and probably the reason I was born.

I gave the prescribed Metropolitan Police "first greeting". "Oi!" I said "What do you think you're doing?

Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.

He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.

In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.

Landscaping is the great cardinal sin of modern architecture. It's not your garden, it's not a park - it's a formless patch of grass, shrubbery and the occasional tree that exists purely to stop the original developer's plans from looking like a howling concrete wilderness.

You put a spell on the dog," I said as we left the house. "Just a small one," said Nightingale. "So magic is real," I said. "Which makes you a...what?" "A wizard." "Like Harry Potter?" Nightingale sighed. "No," he said. "Not like Harry Potter." "In what way?" "I'm not a fictional character," said Nightingale.