Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And once they start to think about the consequences, they almost always calm down. Unless they're drunk, of course. Or stoned. Or aged between fourteen and twenty-one. Or Glaswegian.

He was calling it an atonic seizure because, even if he didn't know why it had happened, it was important to give it a cool name.

For a terrifying moment I thought he was going to hug me, but fortunately we both remembered we were English just in time. Still, it was a close call.

Holy paranormal activity, Nightingale - to the Jag mobile.

The first rule about a black woman’s hair is you don’t talk about a black woman’s hair. And the second rule is you don’t ever touch a black woman’s hair without getting written permission first.

The clever people at CERN are smashing particles together in the hope that Doctor Who will turn up and tell them to stop