Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.