Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they've read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

You think I look like a teletubby?