As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
Good golf begins with a good grip.
Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it