Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

All other things being equal, greens break to the west.