I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.

A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family.

The big-name stars . . . are always going to be playing what they've played before if they want to remain so-called A-list stars. That's why someone like Johnny Depp is doing more interesting roles not caring about the size of the movie.

My own parents were touchy-feely.

It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.