Fashion is so over the top.

I don't play hockey at all. I'm not comfortable on skates.

I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.

A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the most beautiful thing in the world.

I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !

I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family.