When you're testing to see how deep water is, never use two feet.

An Episcopalian divine once told the Pope that the only difference between their denominations was that "the Church of Rome is infallible and the Church of England is never in the wrong."

Constant dropping wears away stones

Scarcely was I arrived at fifteen years of age, when, after having doubted in turn of different tenets, according as I found them combated in the different books that I read, I began to doubt of Revelation itself.

If you want to make a friend, let someone do you a favor.

Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot.

A full Belly is the Mother of all Evil.