Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves; but I give it fair quarter, wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often productive of good to the possessor, and to others who are within his sphere of action: and therefore, in many cases, it would not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his vanity among the other comforts of life.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

Mary's mouth cost her nothing for she never opens it but at others' expense.

Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.

Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation.

If you do tomorrow what you did today , you will get tomorrow what you got today

Were the offer made true, I would engage to run again, from beginning to end, the same career of life. All I would ask should be the privilege of an author, to correct, in a second edition, certain errors of the first.