A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

In free governments the rulers are the servants, and the people their superiors and sovereigns.

I am lord of myself, accountable to none.

If you ride a horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a man, sit easy and light.