In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

He that sells upon Credit expects to lose 5 per Cent. By bad Debts; therefore he charges, on all he sells upon Credit, an Advance that shall make up that Deficiency.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

you can do anything you set your mind to

Wars are not paid for in wartime. The bill comes later.

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.