I am the laziest man in the world. I invented all those things to save myself from toil.
There have been as great souls unknown to fame as any of the most famous.
Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.
Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.
You will discover 3 trustworthy mates, an aged wife, an aged canine, and ready dollars.
If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.