Avoid dishonest gain: no price can recompence the pangs of vice.
Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards in water.
Vice knows [its] ugly, so [it] puts on [a] mask.
Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
An Episcopalian divine once told the Pope that the only difference between their denominations was that "the Church of Rome is infallible and the Church of England is never in the wrong."
Those who prefer security to liberty deserve neither.