My dad is kind of a rascal, like in a Dickensian sense. He just goes from career to career.

You learn history in school, and you have a reverential feeling toward it. But by being irreverent, it feels current.

You never can take for granted that you have a job.

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

If it doesn't feel like a job and I'm learning something and getting that rush that I get, I don't care if it's behind a camera, on a TV set, or on the moon.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.