The place I feel most at home is when I have health insurance. I really don't care how I get it, whether it's on film, or television or waiting tables, you know?

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.

I can always go back to construction. That's great money, but the problem is you can cut off your hand.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.