I can always go back to construction. That's great money, but the problem is you can cut off your hand.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.

You learn history in school, and you have a reverential feeling toward it. But by being irreverent, it feels current.

You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

I only play projects with weird interpretations of presidents.