I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

I always felt that if somebody picks on you it's because they're not happy doing what they're doing.

I only play projects with weird interpretations of presidents.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

Maybe I'm naive, but I subscribe to the idea that nobody is actually making strategic decisions about their career. Trying to do that would be like playing three-card monte on Canal Street.

I can always go back to construction. That's great money, but the problem is you can cut off your hand.

The vampire craze is kind of fascinating. We're interested in the idea of immorality and I think we're drawn to people or creatures who can give in to those base impulses and just be bad and not feel bad about it.