Maybe I'm naive, but I subscribe to the idea that nobody is actually making strategic decisions about their career. Trying to do that would be like playing three-card monte on Canal Street.

You never can take for granted that you have a job.

I'd consider myself a flailing comedy writer.

Maybe I'm naive, but I subscribe to the idea that nobody is actually making strategic decisions about their career. Trying to do that would be like playing three-card monte on Canal Street.

I went to Julliard and we did a lot of mask work there, and I remember thinking in class, 'When am I ever going to use this?

I only play projects with weird interpretations of presidents.

You know, 1% of us is in the armed forces, protecting the other 99, and they're all volunteers.