Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
I think it's become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I've heard many people, boast, "I would never have a television set in my house," well, these people are fools.